diumenge, 14 de desembre del 2014

Dialogue Doctor-Couple

Doctor: Who's next?
Chelsea: Me! me! me!
Doctor: Okay, come in, please.

Doctor: Take a seat, please.
             How can I help you?
Chelsea: When I loke myself in the mirror I don't recognize myself anymore.
Charlie: Please doctor, tell her it's a lie to hide her deffects.
Chelsea: Oh... Shut up! it's my body and my decision.
Doctor: Well... m... I guess you are 40, aren't you?
Chelsea: I'm not 40, I'm just 36.
Doctor: m...
Charlie: Doctor, she doesn't look like a forty-year-old woman.
Doctor: It's just my opinion.
Chelsea: What would you fix to make me feel better?
Doctor: Well...
Chelsea: Money isn't the problem.
Doctor: I would do a nose job...
Charlie: Her nose is perfect!
Chelsea: Go on doctor. You would fix my chin wouldn't you?
Doctor: m... Yeah and also your wrinkles.
Charlie: It's too late darling, we must leave.
Chelsea: You are a kill joy, Charlie!
Doctor: I will make a budget and send it to you, okay?
Charlie: Chelsea, it's not necessary, he just want to make money with you!!
Chelsea: Don't listen him doctor, he is a litle bit mad.
              Thanks doctor for your attention, see you soon.